"tv taught me how to feel now real life has no appeal"

We’re all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh? Because it was, you know. It was the best. A daft old man who stole a magic box and ran away.

"Do you know when I was born? On the twentieth of October, in the Year of Our Lord nineteen hundred and eighteen.”

H A P P Y  9 6 T H  B I R T H D A Y ,  S A S S E N A C H !

❝ Here is the handful of shadow I have brought back to you: this decay, this hope, this mouthful of dirt, this poetry.❞

comic-chick:

jeremyrennerschoicebutt:

hattedmistress:

oneeyedhaise:

mother i must feed

Mother, why do you cry?

How does this fool 30% of pediatricians?

"75% real baby hair"

emmashookedheart:

If you blog about OUAT & Captain Swan, please reblog this so I’ll check your blog out :)

literallyleslieknope:

I’m so glad this infographic exists.

b99things:

Winning graciously with Jake and Amy.

I’ve lived a long life and I’ve seen a few things. I walked away from the Last Great Time War. I marked the passing of the Time Lords. I saw the birth of the universe and I watched as time ran out, moment by moment, until nothing remained. No time. No space. Just me. I walked in universes where the laws of physics were devised by the mind of a madman. I’ve watched universes freeze and creations burn. I have seen things you wouldn’t believe. I have lost things you will never understand. And I know things, secrets that must never be told and knowledge that must never be spoken.

valentinostclaire:

Why does toilet paper NEED a commercial? Who is not buying toilet paper?

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